Britney Spears’ Perfume – a Song, not a Scent

Britney Spears Perfume

Hey look, I’m using my own perfume in my song about perfume! What a surprise!

It seems as though Ms. Britney Spears has recently released a video for her latest single titled “Perfume”. It’s clever marketing, really, because you get a couple of shots of Ms. Spears posing with a bottle of Fantasy. Essentially, though, the song revolves around Ms. Spears marking her territory on her man using her perfume, much in the same way that dogs pee on things to mark them as part of their territory. As the chorus goes:

So I, wait for you to call
And I try to act natural
have you been thinking ’bout her or about me
And while I wait I put on my perfume, yeah I want it all over you
I gotta mark my territory

I’ll never tell, tell on myself but I hope she smells my perfume
I’ll never tell, tell on myself but I hope she smells my perfume
I hide it well, hope you can’t tell but I hope she smells my perfume
I hide it well, hope you can’t tell but I hope she smells my perfume

The man she's trying to mark

The man she’s trying to mark

Ms. Spears making her move on her man, in order to rub her perfume off on him.

Ms. Spears making her move on her man, in order to rub her perfume off on him.

Well, what do you think? Would you ever wear perfume so you can mark your territory on your other half? Honestly, though, I think Ms. Spears’ plan would absolutely work because any human being coming to me smelling like Britney Spears’ Fantasy would send me running a thousand miles in the opposite direction… until I bump into One Direction and Our Moment. My insides are crumbling away at this very moment with a bout of uncontrollable laughter.

~ The Smelly Vagabond

Magnetic Scent – Tindrer

Tindrer

Tindrer by Magnetic Scent opens with an unconventionally green, dewy violet that smells like it’s just been freshly cut at the stem. It’s vegetal and… is that a hint of soil? Mmmm. Ten minutes in, Tindrer segues into its heart. There’s definitely something marine going on here that makes Tindrer salty fresh while the violet continues strongly in the foreground. Strangely, I keep getting the smell of new, unused erasers

Tindrer evokes the image of a young child running freely through a field of violets. It has just rained and the smell of the earth and flowers and grass fill the air. He’s smiling, but why are there tears in his eyes? He lies in the middle of the field and takes a deep breath. It’s the first time in many years that he’s been allowed out to play in the field. Tiny raindrops fall on his cheeks and mix with his salty tears, suffusing him with a sense of peace and joy.

"Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." Mark Twain

“Forgiveness is the fragrance
the violet sheds
on the heel that has crushed it.”
Mark Twain

I wish I could live through the top and heart notes of Tindrer over and over again. Tindrer peters out after some time to a watery, barely-there musk that is pleasant but nowhere as interesting as the first hour of magic. Its sillage is moderate bordering on weak and its longevity is average, which is perfectly fine with me given that its charm lies in its ethereal nature.

Compared to The Unicorn Spell, a violet-themed fragrance by Lez Nez, Tindrer is more aquatic and transclucent, and definitely many shades brighter than its mossy counterpart. If The Unicorn Spell were a dark forest on a frosty morning, Tindrer would be an open field under a drizzle.

Overall, perfumer Spyros Drosopoulos (what a mouthful!) manages to take the violet and develop it in an original and compelling way. Where violet-dominated fragrances have typically been candied or fusty, Tindrer stands out as a delicate study on what happens when violets are looked at through a water prism. Definitely worth trying.

Details

Tindrer is available at Bloom Perfumery, London, for £80. Alternatively, you could order it directly from Magnetic Scent for €110. Magnetic Scent also sells samples at €3.50 a piece, definitely a reasonable way to ‘try before you buy’.

[Review based on a sample I purchased from Bloom Perfumery, London]

~ The Smelly Vagabond